To all text message users, I send the following advice: The next time you receive a text message from anyone over the age of 80, I give you permission to use the following as an interpretive guide to the important things in our lives.
ATD – At the Doctor's
BFF – Best Friend's Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO – Leaving My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk's On
OMSG – Oh My, Sorry, Gas
ROFL – CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing – Can't Get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where's the Prunes?
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help!
